Thursday, May 22, 2008

Book Giveaway: Road to Nowhere

It's Thursday again already, and I have a new novel from Bethany House here for one of you to win. But first, let me announce the winner for last week's book, Deeper. The winner is:

Congrats!

Now for this week's book. If it sounds like a book you'd like and you want to be eligible to win it, just leave a comment on this post and I'll put your name in the virtual hat. I'll leave the post open for comments until the following Wednesday at noon. I'll then randomly pick a commenter and announce that person as the winner when I put up the next giveaway. Please make sure that when you leave a comment, you include an email address so I can contact you easily. Also, I apologize to any international readers, but these giveaways are limited to readers in the U.S. or Canada.


Road to Nowhere
by Paul Robertson

A Simple Vote Could Mean Deadly Consequences

There's no trouble like a road…

In all the years Joe Esterhouse has served on the board of supervisors for Wardsville, North Carolina, never has a single piece of paper caused so much trouble. But after he reads it aloud at a meeting, this quiet little community will nearly be torn apart.

It's a simple invitation to complete the long-delayed Gold River Highway project but behind it are the reek of corruption and the shadow of something even more dangerous. With millions at stake in land and development deals—and millions to be lost for those in the road's way—everyone has something at stake.

As neighbor turns on neighbor, the weight of the decision falls on the members of the Wardsville board. Their vote will determine the fate of the project and the future of the town. But when someone may have gone as far as cold-blooded murder, is anyone safe?

To read an excerpt from Road to Nowhere, just click HERE.
And read reviews at Amazon.com by clicking HERE.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Creepy

I'm taking advantage of Lisa's open tag (Lisa, in turn, found this meme at Elle's, who found it at Toddled Dredge). The basic idea is to make a list of things that creep you out. And since all three of those ladies listed five items, I'll do the same.

I give you...

Five Things That Creep Me Out

1. The use of toes for pinching other people. Toes are not for pinching.

2. Things near my eyes. It's true that I wear glasses because I am near-sighted. But they also come in handy as protective devices, preventing people and things from getting too close to my eyes. I've been known to yelp or pass out at the eye doctor's during the glaucoma test, when the little green light is moving closer and closer and closer to my eye. I shudder just thinking about it.

3. Any movie or TV show that portrays a dangerous water situation and makes me feel like I'm right there with them. As soon as the water starts splashing up the screen, I stop breathing. I'm fairly certain I could drown while sitting, secure and dry, on my couch. Scary water scenes creep me out.

4. Clowns. In books, in movies, in circuses, in the form of porcelain figurines or stuffed toys. I just don't like 'em.

5. Things coming out of noses that should not come out of noses. Or stories about such experiences. I understand that snot is normal, and as a mom, I've had plenty of experience wiping it. Not pleasant, but normal. However, I've seen videos of babies who seem to have inhaled a piece of spaghetti. I've heard stories of someone eating a LifeSaver, accidentally sucking it up into their sinuses and having it exit through their nose. These things are not normal, and they make me very uncomfortable.

What creeps you out? If you do this meme, let me know so I can come read your answers.

Monday, May 19, 2008

IKEA

Some of you may know that we are eternally in the process of finishing half our basement. I desperately hope believe that someday soon it will actually be done, and at that time, we'll want to furnish it. Well, I guess the kids don't care if it's furnished -- they'd be just as happy to have a big empty room to run, jump, and play in. But Chad and I would like to have a few chairs, shelving for books and games, and some toy storage. The reason: We both like to sit, read, and play games. And Chad gets twitchy when toys are not properly contained.

We took the kids to IKEA Saturday night, looking for some furniture options. I know some people look with disdain upon IKEA, and others tolerate it but would never choose to own IKEA furniture. But in our case, it's a good idea. Affordable furniture that's high on storage and organization, but low on the "Don't let the kids touch the furniture!" factor.

Five reasons why I like IKEA:

1. Their furniture is very inexpensive compared to the other options, yet highly functional and unique. Especially if you're looking for something like bookshelves (and I'm always looking for more bookshelves, it seems), IKEA has a ton of options, all reasonably priced. I couldn't furnish my entire house from IKEA because my taste runs a little more to the traditional, but for certain rooms or situations, their stuff is perfect.

2. Their stores are laid out along a nifty, winding path that takes you from one staged "room" to another, each one chock full of storage solutions, practical furniture, and pieces that make you think, "Hm. Now that chair is interesting, but definitely not for me." I love wandering through IKEA, checking everything out.

3. Their Market Hall section has about a million little housewares items that you didn't know you needed until you saw them. Unique cheese graters, funky canisters, brightly-colored scrub brushes that might actually help you like cleaning. Ok, forget that, but they'd still be more fun to scrub with than something gray and dreary.

4. I am stodgy and stylistically boring and have no decorating ability. Yet when I'm in IKEA, I feel all hip and modern. Maybe it's something they pump through the air vents, some kind of attitude-altering inhalant.

5. I am highly amused by the Sleeping Husband Displays. Well, to be honest, they are not official displays set up by IKEA, but nevertheless, around every corner, you might come across another husband sleeping in a functional yet funky-looking chair. Last night, I spotted at least five. I assume there were five respective Shopping Wives who were taking far too long. The poor husbands had had enough and decided to camp out in a Poang or a Karlstad. And the lullaby-like sounds of noisy shoppers and shrieking children helped them drift right off to sleep.

Are you an IKEA-disdainer or an IKEA-lover or somewhere in between?

Friday, May 16, 2008

Advice to people who land here via Google

Just for fun, today I decided to examine the various Google searches that lead people to my blog and, of course, to comment on them. The search terms are in bold. My comments are in italics. Enjoy!

how to stop my toddler from eating carpet

I'm afraid I have no good answer for this, other than to completely rid your house of carpet. Logan ate fuzzers from our carpet for months, despite our attempts to snatch the morsels from his mouth before he could swallow them. Then one day, he just stopped. I only noticed it because suddenly, our hardwood floors had carpet fuzzers all over them. When no one's eating the fuzzers, I have to vacuum more often. So perhaps the idea of toddlers eating carpet is not an entirely bad one.

(Variations on this search included: toddlers eating fuzz balls, toddler carpet eating, and my toddler eats carpet fuzz. Who knew this was such a common phenomenon?)

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how long does it take for dell laptop to arrive

Far too long. I ended up canceling my order and getting a Mac.

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what keeps spiders away

A bale of straw outside, but near your house. I posted about this theory last fall and I'm happy to report that all winter long -- when I usually find many, many spiders in our basement -- I only came across two. The rest must have taken up residence in Hay Bale Hotel outside our garage door.

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are raisinets fattening

Two raisinets will not make you fat. Two bags of raisinets might. But remember dark chocolate raisinets are good for you. They have anti-oxidants!

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laundry clean but not put away

Mine too, my friend. Mine too.

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minivan giveaways

Nope. I do book giveaways, but have never been offered the resources to do a minivan giveaway. If you know of any though, pass on the info. I would definitely put my name in the hat.

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draw a name from a hat how to rig

Shame on you! Unless, of course, you're trying to rig it so I win a car. That would be acceptable.

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cheezits weight watcher points

I think they (Cheez-Its and Weight Watchers Points) are mutually exclusive. If you're going to open the box, I suggest you forget about counting points for the rest of today. Then, after you've stuffed yourself with Cheez-Its (the only reasonable response to that cheesy, salty goodness), throw the rest of the box away and pour or spray something disgusting on it so you will not be tempted to dig it out and eat more later. Then, you may go back to counting points the next day. At least, that's the approach I'd take.

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baby is licking stainless steel appliances

As with the carpet-eating, I have no advice. But rest assured that eventually, the lure of the shiny, tasty appliances will diminish and they'll stop licking. In the meantime, you'd best grab some Cheez-Its now -- your child may move from ovens and refrigerators directly to cheesy crackers. Get your fill before that day comes.

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what do dead shrews smell like

They smell bad. Very, very bad. And they're no fun to clean up.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Book Giveaway: Deeper

Happy Thursday, everyone! Ready for a new book giveaway? It's coming up soon, but first, let me announce the winner for last week's book, My Heart Remembers. The winner is:

Kat Bryan
Congrats!

Now for this week's book. If it sounds like a book you'd like and you want to be eligible to win it, just leave a comment on this post and I'll put your name in the virtual hat. I'll leave the post open for comments until the following Wednesday at noon. I'll then randomly pick a commenter and announce that person as the winner when I put up the next giveaway. Please make sure that when you leave a comment, you include an email address so I can contact you easily. Also, I apologize to any international readers, but these giveaways are limited to readers in the U.S. or Canada.


Deeper
by Debbie Alsdorf

We often believe things about ourselves that do not line up with God's truth. We think our worth is based on performance or possessions, that we have to be perfect to be loved, or that we're too ordinary to be used by God.

Deeper tears down these lies and teaches women to replace them with four truths from Psalm 139--God knows me, he protects me, he made me, he values me. Using compelling narrative and Scripture, Deeper helps women transform their lives by trusting in the reality of God's love. Instead of striving for perfection and worth, readers can rest in the truth that they are his.


Click HERE to learn more about the book and author, and to download an excerpt from Deeper.
Check out reviews and use Amazon.com's Search Inside feature HERE.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

"Freedom"

Let me tell you about a pet named Atlas. Atlas was a hamster that Chad and I adopted when we were a couple of poor married college students, living in a tiny apartment. We already had a cat, the very same cat we still have today, in fact -- Sprite. And we rescued Atlas from a college student who attempted to raise a pet in the dorms, even though it was completely against the rules. She was caught (it's awfully hard to hide a gigantic glass tank with a hamster in it, when you live in an itty-bitty dorm room with three other girls) and it just so happened that one of her roommates was a friend of mine. Before we knew it, we were Atlas's adoptive parents.

I'm sure Atlas had a different name when we got him, but I have no idea what it was. All I know is that within 48 hours or so of living in our apartment, he had performed a very impressive trick for us: He wedged a ton of cedar bedding under his hamster exercise wheel so it could no longer spin; then he climbed on top of the wheel and attempted to lift the lid off his tank. We were amazed that such a tiny creature could bear the weight of that heavy lid and quickly named him Atlas.

For her part, Sprite was thrilled when we brought Atlas home. She spent hours -- every waking hour, in fact -- staring at the tank. I'm pretty sure she was attempting to use some form of telepathic mind control: You can do it, Atlas. You can escape from that glass tank. Come on out here and play with me. I'm a very nice kitty. It'll be lots of fun. That little furry rodent was irresistible to her.

I don't know if Atlas ever noticed her or not. I don't think he had time to notice her, since he was so intent on his three primary life goals. They were:

1) To stuff his cheeks full of food as often as possible.
2) To spend hours each day running around the maze of tubes and toys that I bought to keep him entertained, being sure to leave little hamster poops in every corner.
3) To escape from The Evil Glass Cage and obtain the ultimate hamster fulfillment: FREEDOM.

Night after night, he'd wedge the cedar bedding under the wheel and climb on top. Night after night, he'd push and strain against the lid. But alas, the maze of tubes were weighing down the lid and he just couldn't lift it high enough. Night after night, he'd give up and collapse in a cute but exhausted little ball in the corner of his cage.

All of this while the cat patiently watched. And waited.

At that time, Chad worked for UPS, and from October to December, he often had to get up at 2:00 or 3:00 a.m. in order to get to work, loading and unloading packages galore, all as part of the Christmas rush. I'm a light sleeper, so I always heard him get up and get ready, but then quickly fell back to sleep once he left.

But then one night, something weird happened. Chad got up and started getting ready. But this time, in addition to the normal noises of the shower running, I kept hearing: Thump. If it had happened once, I would have figured Chad just dropped something. But it continued. Every 5-10 seconds, another one would go: Thump.

Thump!

Thump!


Thump!

And since I'm the type of person who usually feels compelled to investigate nighttime noises, I got up to see what the heck was going on.

You've probably already guessed what had happened.

Yes, Atlas had finally achieved ultimate hamster fulfillment. But he quickly realized that Freedom wasn't all it was cracked up to be. Sprite the cat had watched and waited, and the moment that he managed to hold the lid of his cage up long enough to squirm over the edge of the glass, she was there, ready to pounce.

Lucky for him, she's not too smart either.

He scampered. She pounced and missed. He scampered some more. She pounced and missed again.

The moment I realized what was happening, I turned on all the lights and tried to put an end to this middle-of-the-night fiasco.

It took a few minutes, but I cornered Atlas under the bed and snagged him out from under Sprite's eager claw. Poor little guy -- his heart was pounding and he was shaking all over. I cuddled him for a minute or two and then returned him to the safety of his cage. He happily waddled over to his little hamster water bottle, slurped at it for a while and then curled up to go to sleep.

Achieving freedom can be downright exhausting.

I'd like to tell you that he learned his lesson and never tried to escape again, but that would be a lie. (We do not have the gift of choosing intelligent pets.) Instead, I decided to put heavy text books on top of his cage lid from then on, as added insurance.

Sprite continued to watch him, day after day, night after night, hoping for another midnight rodent romp. But it never happened again.

Surprisingly, Atlas went on to live many years after that night of terror. So long, in fact, that we gave him to another family when we moved away from the area. That family did not have a stupid cat; they only had a lazy bloodhound who showed no interest in furry rodents.

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I can be a lot like Atlas, and I suspect you might be able to relate. I might long to escape current circumstances, struggles, or challenges. I might come up with clever tricks to attempt my getaway. I might devote all my time and energy to figuring out how to achieve freedom. Freedom from...whatever I perceive as causing me grief at the moment.

But then, if/when I pull off an escape, the truth hits me: sometimes there's even more misery, more trouble, on the other side of that glass cage that made me feel so trapped. This isn't to say that we all shouldn't attempt to pursue a dream every now and then. But it wouldn't hurt to take a good hard look through the glass before we wedge more stuff under the wheel. After all, there just might be a cat patiently waiting on the other side.

Winner of the A&E Romance Collection DVD set

Whew! Clearly this was a popular giveaway! I relied on Random.org's Random Integer Generator to choose a winner:
Comment #17 was from: Jennifer, Snapshot. Congratulations, Jennifer!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

And now: Some rambling about my Mother's Day

Mother's Day was a little quiet around here -- but that's just the way I like it.

Apparently, Logan (1) did not get the memo that all children are to be healthy and easy on Mother's Day. There was quite a bit of crying and whining going on. It wasn't really his fault though; he became horribly pained and sad any time he tried to eat, so clearly he was battling some mystery ailment. Perhaps a viral sore throat thing? Or maybe he bit his tongue or the inside of his cheek and it was interfering every time he tried to chew? I have no idea, but I spent much of the day spooning soft foods into his mouth and feeling sorry for the poor guy. That is what motherhood is all about -- caring for our little ones -- so it felt very appropriate. The extra cuddles weren't so bad, either.

In addition, he did manage to say his favorite new word several times: "Kay-yeah!" And for those of you who don't speak Loganese, allow me to translate. It's a combination of "Okay" and "Yeah" that he uses to show emphasis or excitement. For example, if I say, "Logan, should we read a book?" he might respond with "Yeah." But, if I say, "Logan, should we go play outside?" I receive a hearty "KAY-Yeah!" It's very adorable.

Asking him if he wants to color also gets a "Kay-yeah." It's his favorite indoor hobby at the moment.


Camden (9) gave me a very nice book of coupons that he made himself. I'm definitely looking forward to using the "1 Vacuum Job" and "1 Downstairs Swiffer Job" coupons. There's also a coupon for "1 Lunch Made for You" -- my options are "Sandwich" and then "cheese or no cheese." Hey, I'll take what I can get.

The "90 Minutes of Babysitting Logan" coupon intrigues me. I'd certainly like to take him up on that offer, but I'm wondering what the condition of the house (not to mention the two kids) would be when that 90 minutes was up. He told me I could break it down into multiple, shorter sessions, so maybe I'll just go with 6, 15-minute babysitting sessions...while I escape to my room to read for a while.

I did run out to the grocery store, in pursuit of more soft foods for Logan's afflicted mouth. And while there, I noticed a number of things:

* There were a bunch of moms grocery shopping on Mother's Day. Perhaps their gift was that they could go out and run errands alone -- definitely a welcome option for many harried mothers.

* There were quite a few men out shopping, and it was clear that this was not their usual job. Most had brought along a list (prepared by "Mom," of course) and a kid or two, and were asking questions like, "Johnny, where do they keep the Peanut Butter?" and, "What is Go-Gurt?" I applaud those guys for taking on the shopping for that week. I only hope that they managed to take home at least half of what was on their lists.

Sadly, though I bought cottage cheese (soft food) and yogurt (another soft food), I forgot the most important soft food of all: Ice Cream. It's probably for the best, though. I doubt very much of it would have made it into Logan's mouth. "Someone else" probably would have eaten it.

After all, it was Mother's Day.

Monday, May 12, 2008

A winner and another giveaway

The winner of the book, What Women Want is:

Melanie
Congrats, Melanie!

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And now for yet another giveaway. Perhaps you've seen this one circulating on a few other blogs. I'm happy to announce that I've been sent a copy of this to give away to one of you:


The Romance Collection Special Edition
is composed of 8 perennial favorites (including Pride and Prejudice, Ivanhoe, Emma and Jane Eyre) on 14 DVDs-- nearly 30 hours of programming.

These classic literary adaptations feature performances from Colin Firth, Kate Beckinsale, Ciran Hinds, Richard E Grant, and Sir Peter Ustinov.

The new special edition is also loaded with bonus features including behind-the-scenes photos, additional footage, and more.

This fantastic DVD set usually retails for $99.95 at A&E's website, a little less at Amazon.com. But -- wouldn't you rather win this free set? If so, just leave a comment on this post (making sure there's an email address where I can contact you), and I'll randomly choose a winner Wednesday morning. (U.S. and Canada mailing addresses only, please.)

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Happy Mother's Day to...

My Mom: My love and appreciation for you grows each year, as I learn more and more what it means to be a mother. Thank you for everything.

My Mother-in-Law, who raised the wonderful man who shares this life and journey with me. You did a fantastic job!

All the moms reading this: May your day be filled with joys of every kind.

Friday, May 09, 2008

Book Giveaway: What Women Want

From the publisher: From a deeper relationship with God to harmony in the home, from stronger marriages to more satisfying work: Women Want More.

In What Women Want bestselling author Lisa T. Bergren and Rebecca Price invite readers to thoughtfully consider their soul-deep longings — and pursue God’s best in every area of life. Using in-depth interviews from a national survey and hundreds of personal interviews, biblical narratives, their own personal stories and inspiring quotes, the authors point fellow seekers toward the kind of wholeness God desires, providing lots of fun and inspiration along the way. They explore friendship, how and where to find happiness, health, and more with an eye on physical, emotional, and spiritual matters.

A Bible study, designed for personal or group use and tested with dozens of women’s ministries around the country before publication, is included at the end of the book.

Young or old, married or single, with children or without, striving in the workplace or working in the home, readers will resonate with Lisa and Rebecca’s descriptions of the life women crave, and learn how God fulfills the very desires He stirs.

What women want is no secret. But discovering the God who satisfies might just be the adventure of a lifetime.

What I like about this book: First of all, I really like the format. The first section of the book is written in narrative format, with each chapter devoted to discussing one of ten priorities -- the priorities that women have said they most deeply desire. Every chapter is full of personal stories, practical encouragement, quotes from "average women," and sidebars with interesting information, applicable Bible verses, or opportunities to apply what you're learning. The second section of the book contains questions and exercises designed to help you dig deeper into the core issues of each chapter. This section would be perfect for use in a small group book study, but also works great as something you can do on your own.

I also appreciate the authors' focus in this book. At first, I was a bit skeptical when I saw the book's title; after all, I think in our culture, we spend a little too much time thinking about what we "want" already. But Lisa and Rebecca consistently remind readers that true fulfillment comes when we are walking with God, and implementing His plans and His prescriptions for a life worth living.

What Women Want is available at Amazon.com -- just click HERE. And the authors are hosting a contest over at their blog, satisfiedheart.com -- just click HERE to check it out.

And, I'm happy to announce that I have another copy of What Women Want, that I'll be giving away to one of you. Just leave a comment on this post between now and Sunday night. I'll announce a winner Monday morning. (US & Canada readers only, please.)